Tooth-tally Awesome One-Liners 🦷

1. What did the dentist say to the golfer? “You have a hole in one!”
2. Why don’t teeth ever get into arguments? They know when to bite their tongue!
3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down—just like my dental floss habit!
4. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? “Fill me in when you get back!”
5. What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A Floss-iraptor!
6. Why was the tooth so depressed? It was feeling down in the mouth.
7. The dentist is the only person who tells you to brush… and then eats candy for lunch.
8. Why didn’t the tooth brush its siblings? It didn’t want to be plaque-ed by guilt!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
10. What did the tooth say when it was complimented? “Aw shucks, you’re making me blush to my roots!”
11. Why did the tooth go to therapy? It had deep-rooted issues.
12. What’s a dentist’s favorite number? Tooth!
13. What did one tooth say to the other before their date? “Just be yourself, they’re going to love your smile!”
14. What’s a dentist’s favorite ice cream flavor? Tooth-ti frutti!
15. How do teeth always stay positive? They always look on the bright whiteside!

Dental Groaners 😬

16. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novocaine during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
17. My dentist is great. He handles everything with care—except the bill!
18. What’s a dentist’s favorite animal? A molar bear!
19. What did the dentist say to the computer? “This won’t hurt a byte!”
20. I asked my dentist if I needed a bridge, and he said “depends on what river you’re crossing.”
21. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!
22. My dental hygienist is so gentle, she puts the “care” in “scare”!
23. What did the dentist say to the marathon runner? “You need a better flossing routine!”
24. What’s a dentist’s favorite TV show? “The Crown”!
25. What time is a dentist’s favorite appointment? Tooth-hurty (2:30)!
26. How does a dentist like their coffee? With no cavity…I mean…sweeteners!
27. What did the tooth fairy leave for the dentist? Plaque cards!
28. Why are dentists good at solving mysteries? They always look for the tooth!
29. What did the dentist say to the tooth that wouldn’t come out? “This is going to get ex-traction!”
30. I told my dentist I wanted a blue tooth. He gave me a funny look and said “That’s a different kind of specialist.”

Molar Laughs 🤣

31. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis!
32. Why did the tooth cross the road? To get to the other incide!
33. What’s a tooth’s favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste!
34. What did the dentist see on vacation? The British Crown Jewels!
35. Why don’t mummies use mouthwash? They’re afraid of the curse of bad breath!
36. What do you get when you cross a dentist and a detective? Someone who gets to the root of every cavity!
37. What’s a tooth’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat to brush to!
38. Why did the filling break up with the tooth? It was getting too clingy!
39. What did the dentist say to the neurotic tooth? “Get ahold of your nerves!”
40. How do you know if a dentist is also a brain surgeon? They do root canals and canal roots!
41. What does a dentist call their x-ray machine? Tooth pic!
42. What’s a dentist’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse—with extra floss on the side!
43. What’s a dentist’s favorite vacation spot? Floss Angeles!
44. Why did the tooth get arrested? It was caught plaque-handed!
45. What’s a dentist’s favorite day of the week? Chewsday!

Incisive Humor 😁

46. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t charge much? A plaque of all trades!
47. Why did the tooth refuse to go to the dentist? It was afraid of getting its feelings hurt!
48. What did one molar say to the other after a terrible date? “I can’t believe I almost sunk my roots into that relationship!”
49. Why don’t teeth play poker? Too many cheaters with false teeth!
50. How does a dentist defeat a villain? With the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!
51. What did the dentist say when the patient complained about the bill? “Don’t worry, this won’t hurt a bit—it’s just a little plaque!”
52. Why are good dentists like good musicians? They know how to handle instruments!
53. What do you call a dentist who cleans crocodile teeth? Either brave or extinct!
54. What did the tartar say to the toothbrush? “You’re really pushing my buttons!”
55. How did the dentist fix the computer? With a bluetooth connection!
56. What do you call a dental school graduate who finished at the bottom of the class? A dentist!
57. What’s a tooth’s favorite sport? Brace-ketball!
58. Why did the molar go to art school? It wanted to improve its enamel work!
59. Why don’t dentists like roller coasters? They’re afraid of the open faces!
60. What’s a dentist’s favorite kind of joke? The kind that has real bite to it!

Wisdom Tooth Witticisms 🧠

61. Why was the wisdom tooth so smart? It had a lot of experience under the gums!
62. What’s a wisdom tooth’s favorite book? “The Pursuit of Happiness” by Thomas Root-ferson!
63. Why did the wisdom tooth get kicked out of class? For being too im-pull-sive!
64. What did the dentist say to the wisdom tooth? “You’re not as smart as you think!”
65. Why don’t wisdom teeth ever win arguments? They always get extracted before making their point!
66. How does a wisdom tooth introduce itself? “I’m impacted to meet you!”
67. What’s a wisdom tooth’s favorite movie? “The Ex-traction”!
68. Why did the wisdom tooth go to college? To get a higher degree of pain!
69. What did one wisdom tooth say to the other? “We’re just too smart for this mouth!”
70. How many wisdom teeth does it take to change a light bulb? Four, but they’ll all need to be removed anyway!
71. What’s a wisdom tooth’s favorite game? Truth or extraction!
72. Why do wisdom teeth make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always impacted!
73. What’s a wisdom tooth’s motto? “With great pain comes great removal!”
74. Why did the wisdom tooth become a philosopher? It had deep thoughts!
75. What did the dentist say about the wisdom tooth? “I’m afraid we’ll need to part ways!”

Braces Banter 🥴

76. What did the dentist say to the patient getting braces? “This is going to be a straightforward procedure!”
77. Why was the teenager with braces always positive? They were told to embrace the brace!
78. What’s a brace’s favorite day? Metal Monday!
79. Why did the braces break up with the retainer? There was too much tension in the relationship!
80. What did one brace say to another? “I feel like we’re being pulled in different directions!”
81. How do orthodontists travel? They take the metal train!
82. Why did the teenager with braces become a DJ? They were always dropping metal tracks!
83. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite dance? The dental floss!
84. Why couldn’t the orthodontist fix the vampire’s teeth? They couldn’t find the right brace for the fangs!
85. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite game? Straighten Up!
86. Why did the braces go to therapy? They had attachment issues!
87. What did the orthodontist say to the bracket? “You’re under a lot of pressure!”
88. Why do braces make great detectives? They’re always uncovering the hidden plaque!
89. What’s an orthodontist’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving—everyone appreciates a good set of straight teeth for eating!
90. Why did the braces get a promotion? They always straightened things out!

Floss Philosophy 🧵

91. What did the dentist say about flossing? “It’s a string theory I really believe in!”
92. Why did the floss break up with the toothbrush? There were too many strings attached!
93. What’s dental floss’s favorite dance? The Floss-a Nova!
94. Why did the floss go to therapy? It was feeling stretched thin!
95. What did one piece of floss say to the other? “Let’s hang in there—we’re in this together!”
96. Why is floss so good at limbo? It knows how to get low!
97. What’s floss’s favorite movie? “The Thin String Line”!
98. Why did the floss become a detective? It was good at getting between the facts!
99. What’s floss’s favorite exercise? Threading the needle!
100. Why did the floss get detention? It kept getting between everyone’s teeth!
101. What’s floss’s favorite video game? String Fighter!
102. Why did the floss become a philosopher? It was always looking for deeper meaning between things!
103. What did the dentist say about the floss? “It’s the string that binds us all!”
104. Why did the floss break up with the toothpaste? It felt like the relationship was getting tangled!
105. What’s floss’s favorite book? “A Tale of Two Incisors”!

Root Canal Chuckles 😫

106. What’s the definition of a root canal? Mother Nature’s way of reminding you about flossing!
107. Why did the tooth go to the root canal? To get to the root of the problem!
108. What did the dentist say after finishing a root canal? “I got to the root of the issue!”
109. Why don’t root canals ever win awards? Because nobody wants to thank them!
110. What’s a root canal’s favorite movie? “The Core”!
111. Why did the root canal become a detective? It was skilled at digging deep!
112. What did one root canal say to another? “We really know how to get under people’s skin!”
113. Why did the root canal go to therapy? It had deep-rooted issues!
114. What’s a root canal’s favorite song? “Down to the Root” by Tom Cavity!
115. Why did the root canal become a philosopher? It was always pondering the deeper meanings of pain!
116. What’s a root canal’s favorite game? Operation!
117. Why did the root canal become a miner? It was excellent at drilling!
118. What did the tooth say after the root canal? “I feel so hollow inside!”
119. Why are root canals like bad relationships? They both leave you numb!
120. What’s a root canal’s favorite sport? Drilling!

Cavity Comedians 🕳️

121. Why did the cavity go to the bank? To fill a hole in its budget!
122. What’s a cavity’s favorite candy? Anything you’re eating!
123. Why did the cavity become an explorer? It loved finding new spaces!
124. What did one cavity say to another? “Room for one more?”
125. Why did the cavity become an architect? It was great at creating spaces!
126. What’s a cavity’s favorite movie? “The Hole Story”!
127. Why did the cavity go to night school? It was working on higher excavation!
128. What did the dentist say to the cavity? “Your days are filled!”
129. Why did the cavity become a comedian? It knew how to hit a nerve!
130. What’s a cavity’s favorite book? “A Hole New World”!
131. Why did the cavity break up with sugar? The relationship was too destructive!
132. What did one cavity say about the toothbrush? “That’s my arch-nemesis!”
133. Why did the cavity become a teacher? It was good at drilling facts into students!
134. What’s a cavity’s favorite holiday? Halloween—so much opportunity!
135. Why did the cavity become a real estate agent? It was good at finding space where none seemed to exist!

Plaque Attack Funnies 🦠

136. Why did the plaque throw a party? It was celebrating tooth decay-dence day!
137. What’s plaque’s favorite movie? “The Invisible Enemy”!
138. Why did the plaque become a politician? It was good at sticking to positions!
139. What did one plaque say to another? “Let’s stick together on this!”
140. Why did the plaque become an artist? It loved creating impressions!
141. What’s plaque’s favorite sport? Stick-ball!
142. Why did the plaque go to business school? It wanted to learn about scaling operations!
143. What did the dentist say to the plaque? “Your time is up—it’s removal day!”
144. Why did the plaque become a tour guide? It knew all the hidden spots!
145. What’s plaque’s favorite book? “Fifty Shades of Decay”!
146. Why did the plaque break up with the gums? The relationship was too inflamed!
147. What did one plaque say about the dental pick? “That’s a real pain in the tooth!”
148. Why did the plaque become a philosopher? It pondered the stickiness of existence!
149. What’s plaque’s favorite dance? The bacterial slide!
150. Why did the plaque become a geologist? It was interested in tartar formations!

Dentist Chair Comedy Hour 🪑

151. What did the patient say in the dentist’s chair? “This relationship seems one-sided—you do all the talking!”
152. Why did the dentist’s chair go to therapy? It was tired of bearing everyone’s burdens!
153. What’s a dentist chair’s favorite movie? “Recline and Punishment”!
154. Why did the dentist chair break up with the drill? Their relationship was going down!
155. What did one dentist chair say to another? “You wouldn’t believe the stories I could tell!”
156. Why did the dentist chair become a psychologist? It was good at making people open up!
157. What’s a dentist chair’s favorite book? “Fifty Positions of Comfort”!
158. Why did the dentist chair join a gym? It wanted to work on its reclining muscles!
159. What did the dentist say to the chair? “You’ve been supporting me through thick and thin!”
160. Why did the dentist chair become a philosopher? It contemplated life’s ups and downs!
161. What’s a dentist chair’s favorite song? “Lean on Me”!
162. Why did the dentist chair become a therapist? It was used to hearing everyone’s problems!
163. What did the patient say about the dentist chair? “It had me at ‘recline’!”
164. Why did the dentist chair break up with the light? They were always in each other’s faces!
165. What’s a dentist chair’s favorite exercise? The recline and lift!

Toothbrush Ticklers 🪥

166. Why did the toothbrush go to art school? It wanted to master different strokes!
167. What’s a toothbrush’s favorite exercise? The bristle hustle!
168. Why did the toothbrush become a detective? It was good at uncovering hidden plaque!
169. What did one toothbrush say to another? “We really clean up well together!”
170. Why did the toothbrush become a teacher? It was good at giving students direction!
171. What’s a toothbrush’s favorite movie? “Bristle & Flow”!
172. Why did the toothbrush go to therapy? It was feeling used twice a day!
173. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? “We make a great team—you’re so fresh!”
174. Why did the toothbrush become a motivational speaker? It knew how to get people moving in circles!
175. What’s a toothbrush’s favorite book? “Fifty Shades of Clean”!
176. Why did the toothbrush break up with the sink? It was tired of always being left wet!
177. What did the electric toothbrush say to the manual one? “You need to get with the times!”
178. Why did the toothbrush become a fitness instructor? It was great at daily routines!
179. What’s a toothbrush’s favorite game? Clean Sweep!
180. Why did the toothbrush become a life coach? It helped people start fresh every day!

Toothpaste Teasers 🧴

181. Why did the toothpaste go to Hollywood? It wanted to be in the tube!
182. What’s toothpaste’s favorite song? “Under Pressure”!
183. Why did the toothpaste become a writer? It was good at creating fresh content daily!
184. What did one toothpaste say to another? “We should stick together on this!”
185. Why did the toothpaste become a therapist? It helped people work through their daily grind!
186. What’s toothpaste’s favorite movie? “The Fresh Mint”!
187. Why did the toothpaste go to business school? It wanted to learn about maximum exposure!
188. What did the toothpaste say to the tooth? “I’ve got you covered!”
189. Why did the toothpaste become a travel agent? It helped people experience fresh destinations!
190. What’s toothpaste’s favorite book? “Squeeze the Day”!
191. Why did the toothpaste break up with the toothbrush? It felt squeezed in the relationship!
192. What did the mint toothpaste say to the cinnamon one? “You’re too spicy for this mouth!”
193. Why did the toothpaste become a fashion designer? It knew how to make everything look white and bright!
194. What’s toothpaste’s favorite holiday? Brush-tille Day!
195. Why did the toothpaste become a comedian? It brought fresh material twice a day!

Mouthwash Mirth 🧪

196. Why did the mouthwash go to acting school? It wanted to perfect its swish performance!
197. What’s mouthwash’s favorite dance? The Gargle Hustle!
198. Why did the mouthwash become a swimming instructor? It was great at getting people to hold their breath!
199. What did one mouthwash say to another? “We’re making waves in this industry!”
200. Why did the mouthwash become a detective? It was good at uncovering what others missed!
201. What’s mouthwash’s favorite movie? “The Sound of Swishing”!
202. Why did the mouthwash go to therapy? It kept bottling things up!
203. What did the mouthwash say to the bad breath? “Your time is up—I’m taking over!”
204. Why did the mouthwash become a life coach? It helped people start fresh!
205. What’s mouthwash’s favorite book? “Gone with the Germs”!
206. Why did the mouthwash break up with the toothpaste? Their relationship was too intense!
207. What did the alcohol-free mouthwash say to the regular kind? “You’re too strong for your own good!”
208. Why did the mouthwash become a tour guide? It knew how to show people around every corner!
209. What’s mouthwash’s favorite game? Rinse and Repeat!
210. Why did the mouthwash become a philosopher? It pondered the cleansing nature of temporary pain!

Denture Delights 👴

211. Why did the dentures go to the comedy club? They wanted to get some new material for chewing the fat!
212. What’s a denture’s favorite game? Musical Cups!
213. Why did the dentures become actors? They were good at taking on different roles!
214. What did one denture say to another? “Let’s stick together on this!”
215. Why did the dentures go to therapy? They had abandonment issues!
216. What’s a denture’s favorite movie? “Gone With the Grin”!
217. Why did the dentures become philosophers? They contemplated existence outside the mouth!
218. What did the dentures say about overnight soaking? “It’s my spa day!”
219. Why did the dentures break up with the adhesive? They felt the relationship was too clingy!
220. What’s a denture’s favorite book? “A Tale of Two Fittings”!
221. Why did the dentures become travel agents? They were used to taking trips out of the mouth!
222. What did the full dentures say to the partial? “You’re only half committed to this lifestyle!”
223. Why did the dentures become motivational speakers? They knew how to put on a brave face!
224. What’s a denture’s favorite holiday? Independence Day—freedom from the mouth!
225. Why did the dentures become comedians? They always had something to chew on!

Tooth Fairy Funnies 🧚‍♀️

226. Why did the Tooth Fairy go to business school? To learn about making investments under pillows!
227. What’s the Tooth Fairy’s favorite movie? “The Molar Express”!
228. Why did the Tooth Fairy become an economist? She was interested in tooth-to-dollar exchange rates!
229. What did one Tooth Fairy say to another? “This job is like pulling teeth sometimes!”
230. Why did the Tooth Fairy go to therapy? She had collection issues!
231. What’s the Tooth Fairy’s favorite book? “Pillow Talk: A Memoir”!
232. Why did the Tooth Fairy become a detective? She was good at finding what others had lost!
233. What did the Tooth Fairy say to the skeptical child? “Don’t doubt the tooth!”
234. Why did the Tooth Fairy break up with the Easter Bunny? Too many scheduling conflicts!
235. What’s the Tooth Fairy’s favorite holiday? National Loose Tooth Day!
236. Why did the Tooth Fairy become a motivational speaker? She knew the value of what others threw away!
237. What did the Tooth Fairy say about inflation? “These teeth are costing me more every year!”
238. Why did the Tooth Fairy become a dentist? She was already familiar with the territory!
239. What’s the Tooth Fairy’s favorite game? Hide and Seek the Tooth!
240. Why did the Tooth Fairy become a financial advisor? She knew all about investing in small things that grow!

Bonus Teeth Treats 🎁

241. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis!
242. Why are dentists so calm? They always keep their composure under pressure!
243. What’s a tooth’s favorite weather? When it’s a little nippy outside!
244. Why did the tooth paste on its resume? It wanted to make a good first impression!
245. What do you call a dentist who fixes teeth at the North Pole? The Tooth Fairy!
246. Why don’t teeth ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of plaque buildup while they’re gone!
247. What’s a tooth’s favorite subject in school? Oral history!
248. Why did the tooth get a job at the bakery? It was good at filling cavities!
249. What do you call a dentist who likes sweet foods? An anti-dentite!
250. Why did the tooth join a band? It wanted to be part of something with good roots!

Conclusion

We hope these tooth-themed jokes and puns have brightened your day and given you plenty of dental humor to share! From wisdom teeth witticisms to root canal chuckles, there’s something here for every dental situation. Remember, a good laugh is just what the dentist ordered for maintaining those pearly whites – studies show smiling actually strengthens your immune system and reduces stress! So keep these jokes handy for your next dental appointment, family dinner, or whenever you need to break the ice with a tooth-tally awesome pun. Don’t forget to brush twice daily – your teeth and your sense of humor!

Frequently Asked Questions About Teeth Jokes

What are some good teeth puns for kids?

Kids love simple, playful puns like “What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one!” or “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!” Tooth fairy jokes are especially popular with children, such as “Why did the Tooth Fairy become a detective? She was good at finding what others had lost!”

What are funny tooth fairy jokes?

The most popular tooth fairy jokes include classics like “Why did the Tooth Fairy go to business school? To learn about making investments under pillows!” and “What did one Tooth Fairy say to another? This job is like pulling teeth sometimes!” These jokes add a fun twist to the childhood tradition.

How can I use dental humor in a professional setting?

Many dental professionals use humor to ease patient anxiety. Simple jokes like “What time is a dentist’s favorite appointment? Tooth-hurty!” can help break the ice. Just remember to keep the humor appropriate and gauge your patient’s comfort level first. Many dentists find that a good laugh helps relax nervous patients before procedures.

Are there teeth jokes suitable for dentists to use with patients?

Absolutely! Dentists often use jokes like “Be true to your teeth, or they’ll be false to you!” or “What did the dentist say after the successful root canal? I got to the root of the problem!” Gentle humor can help build rapport with patients and make dental visits less stressful.

What are some clever braces jokes for teenagers?

Teens with braces appreciate jokes that find humor in their situation, such as “Why was the teenager with braces always positive? They were told to embrace the brace!” or “What did the orthodontist say to the patient? This is going to be a straightforward procedure!” These jokes can help teens feel better about their orthodontic journey.